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From http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=32508&cid=3510648

Marketplace: Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!

Sony, Microsoft, et al: Here's one.

Neo-Geo: I'm not dead yet.

Marketplace: He says he's not dead

Sony, Microsoft, et al: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

Neo-Geo: I'm getting better.

Sony, Microsoft, et al: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

Marketplace: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

Neo-Geo: I don't want to go on the cart!

Sony, Microsoft, et al: Oh, don't be such a baby.

Marketplace: I can't take him.

Sony, Microsoft, et al: Well, do us a favor.

Marketplace: I can't.

Sony, Microsoft, et al: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

Marketplace: No, I've got to go to Sega Headquarters. They've lost their whole hardware division today.

Neo-Geo: I think I'll go for a walk.

Sony, Microsoft, et al: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

Neo-Geo: I feel happy. I feel happy.

(metal) SLUG

Sony, Microsoft, et al: Ah, thanks very much.

Marketplace: Not at all. See you on Thursday.