A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor\'s office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he looked up the man\'s arse was that eye staring right back at him. \"You know, \" said the doctor, \"you really have to learn to trust me.\"
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A proctologist just finished examining a patient and said "good by Mr.
Smith, see you next week". The nurse walks in a few minutes later and
has a form for the Proctologist to sign. The nurse sees that he is
trying to write with his rectal thermometer and informs the doctor of his
mistake. He exclaims "oh man, some asshole stole my pen!"
Smith, see you next week". The nurse walks in a few minutes later and
has a form for the Proctologist to sign. The nurse sees that he is
trying to write with his rectal thermometer and informs the doctor of his
mistake. He exclaims "oh man, some asshole stole my pen!"
John Cunningham (JTC)
