
IMO, Metrackle's joke#2 was most suitable:
Somehow Al's lightbulb meanie got the best laughs out of me.Why was Novice pulled over?
He was doing the offroad trick.

Here's one more for the offroad, related to Novice's suggestion of renaming the MAME Championships:
Q: Why was H.I.S.A. at DEFCON one?
A: Evil propose rejected