Since we’ve got an off day during K5, I’ve decided to award my entire outstanding PayPal balance from my glorious GEGOTW victory and MARP WORLD RECORD on The Amazing Adventures of Mr. F. Lea to whoever can come up with the best joke regarding Novice.Novice wrote:"MARP championships" is right words.
not MAME Championships.
For example:
Reward: $18.50 (usd)Zhorik wrote:"A sporadic info supplier regarding arcade games popular in Japan and arrogant prick" is right words.
not The greatest info supplyer.
Deadline for submission to MARP forums: September 16, 2006 2359 GMT
Further Bounty: none
I am the sole judge of this contest. My decision is final (although I’ll probably solicit feedback on the #marp irc channel so feel free to pander).
Use WolfMAME .101 or .106 (or .71 if you have CPU speed below 667Mhz or a really crappy non-Intel processor).
Fineprint: This contest is single elimination with only the top entrant advancing. Novice himself is eligible to win based on his original very funny post and is our current leader. If you are in a country that doesn’t accept PayPal I’m willing to forward your winnings through JTC provided you have additional winnings pending from GEGOTW victories. Otherwise you better get busy with GEGOTW or you’re out of luck and I’ll award the prize to the next highest placed eligible contestant after 6 weeks. Entrants making use of Novice's comment he posted regarding the “inappropriate” naming of the MAME Championships will recieve bonus points. Entrants making use of a hacked screen shot of Joust that instead reads “Jouse” on the title screen will receive bonus points. Entrants making use of a hacked ROM set for Joust that instead reads “Jouse” on the title screen will receive triple bonus points. If I myself enter the funniest joke, I am not eligible for the prize and I’ll award the prize to the next highest placed eligible contestant. Entrants are limited to a maximum of 3 submissions, although they are allowed to edit their submissions after they are originally submitted with improved jokes up until the deadline. All jokes must be posted in English or Russian.